Overheard: what Martin Jol said when he didn?t go the referee?s room
The door remains closed
Martin: Knock knock is there anyone there?
Mr Rennie: Whaddayawant?
Martin: Just my usual a cup of chocolate and three tulip bulbs
Mr Rennie: Would you like a yellow card?
Martin: No thanks I had a Weetabix packet for breakfast
Mr Rennie: Who?s that out there?
Martin: It is I the Dutch Master and I want my half time snack
Mr Rennie: Are you saying you?re a full back?
Martin: No I?m just hungry and fat boy Hughton has eaten my snack
Mr Rennie: Well go away whoever you are. The linesmen and I are finishing off our Haribo and we don?t want to be bothered.
Daniel Levy:(for it is the Chairman!) Martin?Martin the cafeteria is two doors up the corridor?
Martin: Oh Bugger my clogs any chance of an an Edam omelette?
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