Don Balon Does Ecstasy Football
I like a Spanish Omelette and it seems if you chuck some ecstasy in with it, you can dream up absolutely anything.
I think I’ll have to try it before I write my next revelation;
I have no other way of explaining this ‘report’ this morning which apparently, the media here are taking dead seriously;
Don Balon;
Apparently, the story goes that Real Madrid want Harry at any cost and laughingly Poch is OK with this, as long as we get Gareth Bale and a few zillion bitcoins in return.
Perhaps the only believable part of this Gareth Bale saga is that Real Madrid are happy to see him leave and his agent has agreed his pay-off fee.
Having only played 20 times out of their last 65 game, he’s looking like a hugely expensive ornament. His recent injury record is appalling, but of course any club will obviously be delighted to be able to boast that they have the most expensive physio room fixture in Premier league history and his ‘Special’ one admirer is supposedly on RED Alert.
Injuries or not, Monkeyboy will cost half a zillion bitcoins and demand the same in wages over the next 4 years.
The fantasy and ecstasy Football doppers among you will go to bed believing that he’s made so much money that he doesn’t care about it anymore and will cut his base pay by two-thirds just to return to the might lilywhites.
I’m not a monster and don’t want to spoil Xmas; Father Xmas is ‘Real’ and he’ll sign for us on the first of the month.
Am I a tad too cynical?
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